Drunk Writings

This is the sort of woman who makes you want to believe in God just so you can thank Him for making you a man.

Only twice ever in my life has fortune graced me with the wondrous privilege of an intimate moment with a woman of such womanliness. Just knowing that this incredible specimen of femininity exists is enough to keep me from suicide.

Look at those hips! Look at her ass! There is a God and he loves me!

Girls will never understand.

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