Here’s a little story I think about every time I hear girls talk about how disgusting men can be.
“You can’t pee when you have a boner,” she said.
“Actually, you can,” I said.
“You can’t,” she insisted.
I had thought that, as a male, my knowledge of my own anatomy would count for something on this topic. I tried again.
“You can pee with an erection,” I explained further. “We just don’t because it’s hard to aim the stream in a desirable direction.”
“Really?” she asked.
She erupted into laughter, and then said:
“If I were a guy, the next time I had sex, I would pee inside the girl.”
I honestly don’t remember how I responded to that, but I think my reaction was something like this: