Afraid of the outside world

Last night, my brothers were heading out to a party that was guaranteed to consist mostly of females. They introduced me to this shockingly hot girl who was getting a ride with them. My brother’s girlfriend invited me to go with.

“Sorry,” I replied. “I’m afraid of the outside world.”

They laughed politely. I laughed too, but I wasn’t joking.

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